Monday, March 29, 2010

Pink Fever!

There is something special, almost magical, that happens each year in the Northwest that alerts me that Spring has sprung, even if the calendar shows otherwise and that is, the turning of muted hues of chocolate and evergreen to a fluffy shade of cotton-candy pink - known as the birth of the cherry blossom.  It happens, it seems, literally overnight!  I go to bed to familiar landscape of stick-like trees against the steamy riverbank and then BAM, while catching some zzzz's, a new morning view as I drive down my hill past a perfectly rowed lane of cherry blossom trees...and it is magnificent!

I love these romantic trees so much that, just as a baby bird in flight is called home by her mother, I am summoned back each Spring to visit UW (University of Washington - GO DAWGS) campus, as the sight of the quad in it's pink-blossomed frenzy is spectacular and gives me some kind of warm 'n fuzzy. 

Once there, I am always inspired by the glimpse of the UW men's rowing team, appropriately bundled in turtlenecked Under Armor and knit caps, gliding seemingly effortlessly through slight, somehow enticing, fog across glossy Lake Washington.  And am always surprised at my curious appeal of aged red-bricked buildings and stone walkways amongst shady lawns, and how they seem to scream out an invitation to "COME SIT FOR AWHILE!" and I just must accept. 


Then, almost as sneakily as those pink-poms appeared, they are gone.  Shades of lime and kelly appear in their place, barely noticing the previously baby-pink fleurettes now withered, deep magenta, smashed droplings on the ground.  Until, in the glory that is singularly Mother Nature, I am enchanted once again in a years turn of the calendar.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

OPERATION: Free the Fleece...and Your Little Dog's Fleece Too



IN SUPPORT OF MY mission to prevent Snuggie world domination, I am offering a contest, an incentive of sorts, to free the world of Snuggie takeover, one Snuggie at a time. 

Two ways to play.  Here's how...

- $50 to the winner's charity of choice AND a $20 iTunes gift card for the winner of "The Most Creative Use Of" award for the person who most creatively re-purposes their Snuggie.  Winner will be chosen by vote (stay-tuned for voting entries soon).

- $20 iTunes gift card to a person chosen by random drawing from a pool of those who send me a photo and/or receipt as proof that you donated your Snuggie to a retirement or convalescent home.

Only two rules 1) Deadline for entries is midnight, March 31st and 2) HAVE FUN!  Winners will be announced on April 1st.

                                       










Why Operation FTF, you ask?  Simple.  I am driven by three external motivating factors and by three internal motivating factors...

EXTERNAL: 1) A lady on the bus was talking about personalizing Snuggies for each of her family members, with removable/re-usable different holiday decals throughout the year , 2) Last night I saw a lady using her Snuggie IN the movie theater, and 3) I never want to see a photo again of a family of four in their Snuggies on Super Bowl Sunday!

INTERNAL:  1) 5.6% because I find their commercials to be the most condescending and ridiculous attempt to appeal to smart people - a family of Snuggie wearers in the bleachers, for real?, 2) 2.6% because I LOVE blankets.  REAL blankets.  Cozy, soft, squishy blankets for snuggling or watching TV/movies.  Not blankets incognito, in a version that is essentially just a thin, fleece (definition: polyester made by reacting terephthalic acid, a petroleum derivative, with ethylene glycol, another petroleum derivative, commonly known as antifreeze), choir robe.  And who cares about the whole hands-free argument, I don't.  They look ridiculous, however you try to spin it, and 3) 91.8% because...I INVENTED the same darn thing when I was 10!  So, I'm jealous (there I said it), that I'm not the one raking in the dough, laughing all the way to the bank, while counting my Benjamin's from my third story St. Lucia vacation home balcony. 














FAQ's:

Q:  Do I have to be present to win?
A:  No, you only need be alive at the time of the announcement.

Q:  What if I don't use iTunes?
A:  No problem, I'll gladly substitute for another gift card of your choice (except for Walmart).

Q:  Can I enter more than once?
A:  YES, please do.  The more you help the cause, the better.  And each Snuggie entered is an additional entry into the drawing.

Q:  Do I have to be your Facebook friend to win?
A:  No, please spread the word.  If you have friends/family members/random strangers that you would like to share the contest with, please do.  Again, the more the merrier.  My email is with_honors_@yahoo.com and can also be found on my Facebook profile.

Q:  Is this a real contest or have you just lost your mind?
A:  Both!

Q:  Were you dropped on your head as a little girl?
A:  Yes, I think so...several times.

Q:  What if I have a Snuggie knock-off, does that qualify?
A:  YES. Take a "before" and "after" photo and that will work just fine.

Let the FUN begin!

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Shiny Happy People



VOGUE.  PEOPLE.  COSMO(POLITAN).  You name the mag, they've got 'em - page after page of "Shiny Happy People".  I'll be the first to admit, I get sucked in and can't wait to get my "pretty people" fix.  Yahoo's omg! is my first place I go when I jump on the net, to flip through the latest celeb event digital photo albums.  But as much as I love the visual stimulation of those overglossed, underdressed shots, I have realized that my love for them is left there, on the page and on the screen.  Fantasy is not my fulfillment.  In the spirit of the poem known as "The Statue of Liberty" poem, the inpsiring famous words, "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free..." I say, "Give me your authentic, your honest, raw self.  Bring me all of who you are, ragged edges and all."  And so shall I.  Because THAT's what friendships and true connections are made of.  Behind the celeb's shiny, "happy", porcelain-veneered smiles and orchestrated press-line photos, are people.  Just like me.  Just like you.  And so, though I do appreciate the creative expression of an adorned body, the artistry of a masterfully make-up'd face, and crave the visual fireworks from perusing the pages of the newest fashion issue on the newstand, they are just that, an exhibition of beauty...not the substance of what is beautiful.  And I am reminded - beautiful on the outside means nothing if you are ugly on the inside...and beautiful on the inside can go a long way to compensate for ugly on the outside.